♪ Yeah,set up the chairs and wipe off the tables. ♪
♪ Plug in the mic but don't trip on the cable. ♪
♪ Blow up the balloons and blow out the candles. ♪
♪ That's some theme parties you don't wanna wear sandals. ♪
♪ Check your invitation, ♪
♪ Park is the location. ♪
♪ When the clock strikes 10 it's time for celebration. ♪
♪ Timmy's birthday party yo. ♪
♪ It's a big one oh. ♪
♪ Timmy Timmy Ti-Timmy Timmy Timmy Ti-Timmy Timmy
♪ Timmy! ♪
Man, Timmy's so awesome.
I couldn't believe he's already turning 10.
Seriously, we watched that kid grow up, bro.
Happy Birthday Timmy.
Guys guys, check it out!
I'm gonna walk the plank like a real pirate.
And the winner, of the astronaut ice cream eating contest is... .
Timmy!!
You guys always make my birthday the best.
Man, Timmy's party just keep getting better every year.
Yeah, we gotta make sure this stunt man party is the best one yet.
What do you mean "a real stunt man job"?
But it's a stunt man theme party, what are we supposed to tell my client?
Well you can say goodbye to your complementary fountain sodas.
And you'll never stunt in this park again, Mr. Hazard.
Is everything okay, Benson?
No,everything is not okay.
The stunt man canceled and Timmy's party is ruined.
Are you serious?
But Timmy is counting on us
I know, but where am I supposed to find a stunt man this late in the game?
Well, I might know a guy who...
actually no.
I don't know any stunt man.
Urr... you losing it, Mitch.
That's it, we have to cancel Timmy's party.
No wait!
Yeah! Maybe one of us can do the stunt.
No, it has to be a license stunt man.
Our insurance doesn't cover amateurs.
Well,how hard it is to get a license?
Hard, the success rate at stunt man college is only 25%.
And you guys aren't exactly stunt man material.
But if it's 25% ,then at least one of us should be able to do it right?
You think you're gonna beat the odds like that in one day?
If that's what it would take to make Timmy happy,then we'll do it.
Yeah, it's the only chance we have.
We'll done with all the party pret.
All in rolls right now.
Okay.
But one of you'd better come back with a stunt man license.
Or else Timmy's birthday and probably his life are gonna be ruined.
Are you sure this is the right place?
It's the address that was on the brochure.
This is definitely the right place.
Johnny Crasher is a living legend.
Before he retired, he went in and out over 40 comas.
No other stunt man is survived anywhere near that many.
Johnny Crasher!
Wow! Did you see that roll?
Not part of the stunt.
Uhh, are you okay?
Yes, are you trying to say I look bad after been in 40 comas?
Are you talking to me ?
Because... .
Yeah, I am talking to you.
You think the stunt man is suppose to be pretty?
You think... .
This headache.
Okay, well unless you're just here to drop off your recycling, let's get started.
Here are your stunt textbooks.
They contain everything you need to know to complete this course.
You should read this in case I forget to teach you something important.
Which is very likely because I've been in 40 comas.
You may think you have what it takes to be a stunt man.
But I am here to tell ya,
Never that matters if you can't do one thing.
A stunt man gotta hit his marks.
If you can't do that, you are worthless!
Now, before I give away any another freebies there is little matter of tuition.
Cash your money orders only.
That will just about to make up for the way things turn out.
So just a few warnings ,while you're still in the comfort of your chairs.
You're gonna be breaking bones out there, you're gonna be get your teeth knocked out.
Your face's smashed,your eye-balls' ripped out.
Anybody wanna quit yet?
No?
Alright, good.
He is just being dramatic, right?
Hey, little guy. I am sorry.
Do you wanna teach the class?
Maybe you should get up here on the mark and show everybody how to take a punch.
Huh?
But...
Now!
Good luck,dude.
Yeah wo-hoo! Teach us, teacher.
You think there is something funny about stunts?
No, sir. I am sorry sir, that looks very serious , sir.
It was,but I don't think you realize how serious it is.
So why don't you get up here and take the next punch?
Back your crib, you little baby.
So, are there any secrets?
I am confused.
Aren't we suppose to learn how to take a fake punch?
Oh, you are confused.
Ah, okay. Why don't you get on this mark so that I can punch you in the face.
Well, well, well, you passed basic training.
Congratulations!
By the way, I'm being sarcastic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was your tone, and the eye rolling thing.
You've gone from being delicate butterflies to slightly less delicate butterflies.
It don't mean nothing!
If you want your stuntman licenses,
You have to pass my final exam!
Final exam?
This ain't no nanby-panby true or false test.
It's five and half acres of your pure pain!
And if your survived that, you just hit your mark and you'll get your license.
Where are you guys?
Er... We are about to take the stuntman exam.
Oh, hurry, we need a...
Uncle Benson!
Timmy's here, er... I'll stall.
Timmy!
Bros, come on, bring it in!
The odds say at least one of us can make it.
One! Two! Three!
Who's this for?
Timmy!
You are ready?
Sir, yes sir!
Starting position!
Get set! Go!
Good luck cadets!
Bros go on without me, I can't take it.
What? No!
Just now going through those wooden panels,
It felt like we went through three times or something.
What about Timmy?!
Timmy's a great kid, be great for him.
We've got to go!
Timmy! Timmy!
Don't try this at home!
Come on! bros!
Mordecai!
Dudes, I can't hold on.
But you've got've.
Tell Timmy, I'm sorry.
No!!!
Go without me dude.
What? We already lost two men!
But the pain...
How about Timmy's emotional pain...
when his big one-oh hope blows.
Your pain means nothing! Timmy means everything!
You're right!
Well at least we don't have to jump over sharks.
What was that?
The final jump! Got it bro!
Ew, this part always gets up.
Dude, we are gonna miss our mark!
Jump at my back bro.
Dude! How do you know to wear a wingsuit?
It was in the textbook bro.
Well I'll be! He have read the text book.
Alright! let me down easy.
The doctor says this I would never produce tears again.
But the way you hit those marks out there is nothing short of a miracle.
Con-n-gra-a-tu-u-lations! And er... this time I'm being sincere.
Everything ready guys?
Yeah.
Okay kids, it's the moment you've all been waiting for.
It's time for my birthday stunt!
Hit it!
Yeah! Make some noioioise!
Happy Birthday Timmy!
I'm sorry Timmy.
Alright! It was the best stunt I've ever seen!
Now! Let's open some presents!
Ah... I love that little guy.
Hey, hear me out.
All I am saying,
is it's hard to make a new year's resolution
when you're always bringing your A game.
Come on, he gotta have a resolution for new years.
I guess I could always put more time on my amazing muscles.
I'll really get these kittens to purr next year.
I think I'd like to learn a second language, what about you, Thomas?
I'm gonna try help my mum out more this year.
Not cool, bro. That resolution is legit.
Here are your coffees, guys.
Yo, Eileen. You got a resolution?
Well... I'd like to work on my craft book more,
but I won't have time till we got another waitress here.
Can I get a refill over here?
Later.
Let's talk about real resolutions.
This year's gonna be the year of the Rigby.
I'm keeping it all Rigby all the time.
What is that even mean?
You're just picking something vague so you can't fail at it.
No, last year definitely didn't have enough Rigby,
this year is gonna be Rigby crazy!
I don't know, plus you feel pretty crazy.
That is just because Margaret dumped you.
Ah, dude! Come on!
What? I am just keeping it Rigby.
So you're gonna turn around your lady luck this year?
Yeah, as a matter of fact I am.
This year, no more waiting or wussing out.
If I see a cute girl, I'll just talk to her.
So, when do we meetin' up for the new year's eve party?
What new year's eve party?
It's one of those parties where you wear masks and stuff.
A masquerade?
Yeah whatever. Like I said, you wear masks.
Yo bro! She is pretty smoking.
Yeah... .I... I mean, what?
You should go talk to her, man.
- Come on dude! -You have to, man. Come on.
I... I don't really think...
Come on dude, you got this. No problem.
Yeah, alright. I got this.
- Oh yeah! - Mordecai is doing it!
What are they saying?
I don't know, bro. Be quiet!
She's smiling a lot.
He's going back.
How did it go?
I got her digit!
So, are you gonna call her?
Yeah, I think I'll ask her to the New Year's Eve party tomorrow.
Nice!
Looks like we need a round of victory coffees!
But first I gotta empty the tank.
Rrrrrrrigby!
Chill, dude. It's just me. I mean, you.
Look, I am you from the future.
What the... ?
Were you in the store the whole time?
Gross! No! I've got something important to tell you.
You have to help Mordecai,
he's going to kiss a girl on new year and you have to stop it.
That sounds like the opposite of helping him.
Are you really me from the future?
Come on, you have to trust me.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
If you're from the future then what's my new year's resolution?
Yeah of the Rigby Baby!
Whoa... you're ME from the future!
Yeah I know.
Okay so what's the deal with this new year's kiss again?
Look, it's gonna happen like this.
Tomorrow at the new year's mask party thing,
Pops's gonna open a bottle of sparkling apple juice too early.
Then, Muscle man's gonna streak in a diaper.
And right after that, Mordecai is gonna kiss a girl he shouldn't kiss.
You gotta stop that kiss!
Okay, but why?
Sorry, future rules say I can't tell you. But...
Insert 5 credits to continue hologram phoning.
Wait... No! Trust me, It's the only way that he will be happy...
Happy new year, bro!
Dude, have you seen that girl's phone number?
I thought I put it on the nightstand but I can't find it.
What does it look like?
Like a bunch of numbers next to a girl's name?
Oh, THAT phone number. Nope, haven't seen it.
Rigby, where's the number?
Look, You don't need to be mad, but I might have thrown it away.
What? What's wrong with you?!
Hey just calm down! My future self told me this was the right thing to do.
Oh yeah? And where's this future self now?
Err... he had to go, he ran out of credits, future credits!
Not cool, bro.
Come on! We will go to the party in a group like we've planned! It'll be fun!
Alright. Thought I can't see that number anyway.
Hello? Oh hey! Tracy!
Yeah yeah, of course I remember you, from the coffee shop!
No no. I was totally gonna call you,
I just don't know if I have to wait a day or two, or two and a half.
But... um... yeah, I was wondering if you want to...
If you don't have plans...
to go to this new year's masquerade thing tonight?
With me, I mean.
Cool! So should I pick you up?
Yo Rigby. check it out! I am gonna prank in the new year right.
I am making this tear-away tuxedo pants,
so I can streak at midnight.
Fives, time.
Piont four five seconds.
Still not fast enough.
You're streaking at the new year's party?
Oh no!
Whatever, not everyone understands performance art.
Skips! I have to stop Mordecai from kissing this girl at midnight.
Why?
Cos my future self appeared to me in the bathroom
and he told me all these stuff is gonna happen,
and now it is happening and all I know is this is really important!
Well it sounds like the wheels of fate is already in motion.
So... you're probably gonna fail.
What?! So what do I do?
Time travel gets really complicated,
and my advice is to not overthinking.
See you at the party.
Benson! Have you seen Mordecai?
Yeah, he came a while ago with his date,
she seems pretty nice yeah.
NO!
Mordecai?
Pops! Have you seen Mordecai?
Oh Rigby, how did you know it was me?
Oh, before I forget.
Make sure you get some of this sparkling apple juice.
Oh no!
So... you work and live at the park?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
You know what this party reminds me of?
Err.. what?
Well you know that video game
where you spy in that fort embassy
and you have to fight all the zombies?
I wasn't allowed to play video games since a kid.
What? You gotta be kidding me.
So... what're you into?
Texting... some social media...
I'm gonna... get us some punch.
Mordecai!
This date is the worst!
I thought he was eccentric, but
he is just weird.
The good news is
when Tommy finds out that I am with another guy
he'll be so jealous.
We're totally gonna get back together.
Ah, future me totally called it!
Here's your punch.
Dude, no!
Rigby, what are you doing?!
You can't kiss that girl.
She said you're eccentric and weird,
and she is just using you to get back with Tommy.
That's it.
She is the wrong girl, you have to listen to me.
No, dude. Will you quit messing with me?
I think I have a chance with this.
You can't do this!
My future self told me it was important!
Oh! The future self you met in the bathroom?
Right.
No!
DON'T KISS HER!
Get off me!
Wha... ?! No! Wait!
I hope you enjoy spending the year of the Rigby alone!
Rrrrrrigby!
Dude?! Why you always showing up in the bathroom?
I just get better reception.
Anyway, what're you doing here? You're running out of time.
Me? What are you doing in here?
I could use you out here when I was trying convince Mordecai!
He won't believe and it's almost midnight!
Alright, alright. Here's something to help you.
This stop watch will slow the time for 60 seconds.
It will buy you some time to stop the kiss.
Great. But how am I supposed to get outta here to use it?
Alright everybody the balls are dropping on my watch,
which means it's time to count down to the new year.
I guess I'll see you later?
Unless you screw something up royal.
Ten!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
No!
Happy new year!
Did I make it?
Get off me punk!
Oh Tommy! Are you okay?
@Tracy, #You Are The Best.
Wait... wha?
Mordecai!
I figured it out who Tommy was,
you were right dude, I should listen to you.
Sorry about locking you in the bathroom.
So that means... you didn't... I did it! Whoa!
Year of the Rigby!
Err.. sorry.
No worries. Running to meet your date? I get it.
Actually, the date thing didn't pan out tonight.
Oh, I know how that goes.
You know, twelve o'clock isn't over yet,
we can... still make the best of this.
Alright, let's greet the new year with a fresh face!
Everyone! Take off your masks!
- CJ? - Mordecai?
Aw... what? So does that mean... ?
Did I... ? I gotta check the bathroom.
CJ?
Happy new year!